There once was a team named Ron,
Week after week they never won.
Balls were kicked, balls were caught,
But come game end, points were never in the right spot.
Roland got fed up,
Kopec stopped showing up,
And the rest of the team drowned their sorrows in their beer cups.
Then finally in the seventh week,
Team Ron finally hit its peak.
Beth caught a pop fly,
Cangro kicked sky high,
And points finally landed on the right side.
Ron was up by the end of the game,
And the consistent losers no longer felt shame.
In victory, the team cheered out its name: Ron!